Bath at three in the morning! Yay.

I want to be able to read a book, but my brain demands that I put both of my hands in the water at once. Not yay.

Someone read my books to me.

ruineshumaines:

Swimming Pool, an amazing and visually confounding installation by Leandro Erlich.

So Myspace. I’ve been tagged in like five of these lately.

Tagged by: niftyjaguar

Name: Cody (Mr. Lovelace if you’re nasty)
Nickname: Coco
Birthday: October 30th.
Gender: Male 

Sexuality: The gayest.
Height: 6’1
Time zone: EST
What time and date is it there: 2:16 A.M. on September 1st.
Average hours of sleep I get each night: I don’t sleep. My body rejects it. I am slowly decomposing.
OTPs: Cheesecake and Cody
The last thing I googled was: The Pomodoro Method.
First word that comes to mind: Banana
What I last said to a family member: “I love you!”
One place that makes me happy and why: All about cosmic bowling alleys. The most ball play I’ve gotten in a long, long time.
How many blankets I sleep under: It is the summertime. I will die with blankets.
Favorite beverage: Iced Tea
The last thing I watched in the cinema was: The Hunger Games: Catching Fire. It was Cara’s second time seeing it.
Three things I can’t live without: Understanding and adherence to social politeness norms, otherwise I would die alone. The ability to run in the highest stripper heels while being chased by law enforcement to prevent rotting away in jail for making my living. Being cute and flirty and intimidating.
A piece of advice for all my followers: Be your own biggest advocate and support system. Make every hallway a runway and own it. Take selfies in increments of ten and choose the best one. Get your love on.

I’m not tagging anyone because I love you all equally. Submit your answers in MLA format to me and your grades will be handed back next week.

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A message from Anonymous
AubreyPlaza!anon: I guess I do know you, kinda, I just wanted to send a friendly anon. Sometimes my actions don't make much sense. Have a good night!

It makes sense. You are Aubrey Plaza trying to discourage those like her. I appreciate the friendliness.